Monday, June 28, 2010

I have a powertool!

I walked into builders warehouse to buy a spanner.

I walked out thrilled with my new Makita electric, cordless screwdriver!
Flat nose, stars and spanners - lots of them.

I couldn't wait to get home to open the box.

Small gasps of delight -

Is there something wrong with me?
ok - don't answer that!

Studded, Shiny gym pants

So I'm chuffed and very obviously shiny with my new magenta gym pants.

Studded all along the leg - all the way up, from the ankle to the waist - wonderful!

There were SO many of them on sale I was surprised thay hadn't been gobbled up as the doors opened.

I strutt into the gym ignoring the little smiles and the raised eyebrow.

As soon as I lie on my side I realise that they really are just "addidas show pants!"
The studs bite into your hips while you count out 100 leg lifts to the ladies on the floor.
The studs grind your thighs as you perform the most beautiful scissor splits.
......and when you stretch.....they pop open!

I have bruises!
I still wear them -
What can I say
I LOVE a bargain